shannananan:

Potterheads: The only fandom that celebrates going back to school

draedem:

do u ever have those noncanon ships where ur like ‘ok um not to be rude but how the fuck did u come up with that one’

hazlegrace:

Friends that make faceqs of eachother together stay together

the members of an orchestra

violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
flutes: we're so lonely
piccolo: lol fk your ears
french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
trumpets: wats 'p'
trombones: wats quiet
cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
clarinet: *squeaks*
timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
bass clarinet: lol where am i
tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
cornets: trumpet wannabe
cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
saxophones: i never get a good part until a jazzy piece is performed which is never
xylophones: am i meant to be here?
triangles:
bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
© str-wrs